bong booger

The resin that collects in your brain as a result of smoking excessive amounts of weed, causing cognitive congestion.

1st worker; What is up with the new guy, he seems like he's not getting it.
2nd worker; What that guy? His head is full of bong boogers!

by Bauxb July 9, 2016

bong out with your dong out

Verb-The art of smoking weed while being nude; alone or in a group setting.

Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!

by Coolkit January 22, 2014

boof bong

A tool used for inserting intoxicants into the anus.
Most often used by closeted fraternity brothers.

C'mon pledge, lubricate that boof bong, so that we can get fucked up!

by Cosmo Landform December 31, 2019

bing bong

First Guy: “F*** ya life”.

Interviewer: “Bing Bong”.

Second Guy: “If you see these dogs in front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard, Bing Bong!!!

Interviewer: “What do you want to tell Joe Biven Right Now”.

Third Guy: “wassup babyyy, take me out to dinner”.

Interviewer: “aye yoo”.

Second Guy: “Ariana Grande wassup mama, come to Coney Island take a spin on the cyclone, I miss you”.

“F*** ya life”
“BING BONG”

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here January 12, 2022

Bing Bong

Who's your friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing Bong
His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"
Bing Bong, Bing Bong
Who's the best in every way, and wants to sing this song to say
Bing Bong, Bing Bong!

whos your friend who likes to play bing bong

by Griffball123 February 22, 2017

Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"

by Mike Sanderson February 23, 2009

bong fetish

when you have a fetish where you want to turn a person into living bong. you shove weed up someone's ass, fill their stomach with water. then you light the weed that is shoved up their ass and you shove your mouth into their mouth and you inhale. the weed smoke goes through the intestines then gets filtered in the stomach filled with water and you inhale nice filtered weed smoke

person1: "hey i heard you turned your girlfriend into a bong, is that true?"
person2: "yeah, i have a bong fetish."

by Mrpillowman March 15, 2024