Blumpkin Aioli

A dressing/ condiment, usually handcrafted, from the products that result from a finished blumpkin. Popular in Greek/ American cuisine

Alexis wanted a salami sandwich with blumpkin aioli.

by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

Prairie Blumpkin

Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv

I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg

by legendchecker October 23, 2024

Blumpkin

The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.

I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.

by Juicy_kawasaki November 19, 2018

Donald Blumpkin

Adjective-
Dropping a Cleveland Steamer on ones political ideology whilst receiving felatio

The Vice President just got a Donald Blumpkin from that reporter on live television!

by cmat1228 January 24, 2025

Blumpkin

A sexual act in which someone is given oral sex while sitting on a toilet, usually whilst they are using said toilet.

"You were in the bathroom for like 20 minutes, you good?"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"

by IkeaSquid July 4, 2024

Flicker Blumpkin

when one is flicking and/or their nipples while receiving a blumpkin (getting head while on the toilet pooping

yo trey, you should ask for a flicker blumpkin from your girl

by eliteballerboy69 April 11, 2024

Blumpkin

the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.

My wife gave me a blumpkin

by LiveLaughGoon March 28, 2024