blonde choch

if you have seen Jake Paul’s vlogs then sometimes he will call himself a ‘Blonde Choch’. Basically Blonde obviously means the hair color blonde. And Choch means something like a dumbass

‘She will be flying out here to Los Angeles to hangout with this blonde choch’

-Jake Paul

by AngieC91 June 7, 2018

Blender

A non sexual object, if someone says you have a kink for blenders they aren't being honest.

Grab the blender, you want a smoothie bro?

by not not not benjamin December 28, 2021

Immersion Blender

A Sexual Act where a male defecates into someones mouth, and then proceeds to receive oral sex from the person while they old the stool in their mouth. Effectively blending up the stool into a fine pulp.

I got stool all over my member because i did an Immersion Blender on this chick

by feji August 21, 2010

Finger Blend

Process by which the index, middle, and thumb fingers maticulously blend both tobacco and medical marijuana in order to produce a spliff.

"Oh, bro nice Finger Blend on this spliff, it's hitting like a champ."

"Wow, you're right, the Finger Blend is a great way to evenly destribute the medical weed and tobacco for my spliffs."

by seanamiracle October 25, 2010

African blender

The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.

Dude me and two other guys did an African blender it was disgustingly awesome!

by Norbert Glorble February 19, 2017

Caught in the Blender

Getting caught in the blender means you've never left your home town, and then end up sleeping with or impregnating the same girls that you and your friends have cycled through over and over again.

He frequents the bars in camo and pajama bottoms and has definitely been caught in the blender.

by Ajmontana May 28, 2019

blonde brownie

a cookie in a brownie form. sometimes used for birthdays.

Those "blonde brownies" are really great, its like a cookie in a brownie shape!!!!! Thanks, whalenator!

by dimwit8 February 22, 2010