justin bieber is nothing but a dumb guy who lookes sexy, and winks at almost every girl he sees. i mean, he doesn't even write his OWN SONGS. he just pays somebody to write them, sings them and then makes a music video where he acts nice to a girl and then they get kidnapped and t was HIS idea. well, it weren't. it were his managers idea. hullo!! as if its cool. and if somebody read this post and thinks i'm mad, then look at your face in the mirror. bielibers suck. didn't he get ARRESTED?? and didnt he shave himself?? i puked. sooooorry justin, but you suck.
guy 1: isn't that justin bieber tickets you have in your hand??
guy 2: yeah you wanna come to the concert with me??
guy 1: seriously, you like BIEBER??
guy 2: ummm no, im just gonna throw some...tomatoes!!! on him, you know??
guy 1: you'll surely kiss them first.
guy 2: uum well... you wanna come?? he lets the first 5 fans come in to meet him.
guy 1: we must hurry!!
guy 2: pick you up in 20 min :)
guy 1: sure, just have to get my knife
guy 2: yeah you wanna come to the concert with me??
guy 1: seriously, you like BIEBER??
guy 2: ummm no, im just gonna throw some...tomatoes!!! on him, you know??
guy 1: you'll surely kiss them first.
guy 2: uum well... you wanna come?? he lets the first 5 fans come in to meet him.
guy 1: we must hurry!!
guy 2: pick you up in 20 min :)
guy 1: sure, just have to get my knife
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