Shit bean

Harley Quinn’s shit since all she eats are beans so her shit is literally a bean shit.

Harley: I eat so many beans that my shit is literally a Shit bean.

by BeanMaster42069 August 21, 2020

dry beaned

When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.

"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."

by Harry Fatazz January 03, 2018

Steaming beans

When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see

Dam the old man is "steaming beans" again.

by Hurricane2 January 16, 2020

joe beans

Elijah's bitch.

Whats up joe beans?

by Mrcowlover October 30, 2013

Mr. Beans

The best fucking drum player ever to walk this planet.

Mr. Beans is not gay.

by Wait, who is Joe? November 16, 2019

Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018

bean holster

Vagina

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!

by SunnyDelyght November 21, 2016