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Bean Fucked

To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.
"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."
by Dassah December 23, 2016
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bean lord

Akkey is a bean lord.
by K9RoryRose December 27, 2013
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tuna beans

The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.
"BRO, I pulled out my balls so fast, but it was too late. I got them tuna beans."
by eatpizza October 24, 2011
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Yippee Beans

An expression that finds its origin in the cowboy culture of old western movies and cattle drives.

In those times, cowboys were often portrayed as exclaiming "yippee" during cattle drives as a way to express excitement and enthusiasm.

Additionally, canned beans were a staple in their diets during these arduous journeys.
Over time, the two elements, the cowboy's spirited exclamation and their frequent consumption of canned beans,
became intertwined, giving rise to the whimsical moniker "yippee beans" for baked beans.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used to describe amphetamines like Methadrine, Dexedrine and other stimulant pills.
I'm going to have some Yippee beans on toast for breakfast today
by the kid from MAD magazine July 29, 2023
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BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.
When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME
by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023
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Voca bean!

The, by far, best chihiro and kokichi cosplayer out there and is stanned by everyone around them.
person: who's that?
person2: oh thats vocaaa.cosplay.bean, they cosplay on tiktok they are so cool! Voca bean!
by Koiver January 23, 2021
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Zesty Beaned

When you drown your balls in Thousand Island Dressing and dip it into someone's mouth.
Dude I totally Zesty Beaned your mom last night!
by Zesty.Beans December 7, 2016
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