bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.

When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME

by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

aiden bean

Autism

"Yo, that guy is acting like a right Aiden Bean, we should bust a cap in his fat ass!"

by Thong Hardy January 20, 2018

Bean Blush

When that clit gets all swollen and stays red for hours as a result of excessive sex or masturbation.

My girlfriend flicked my bean so much yesterday I had bean blush.

Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

bean holster

Vagina

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!

by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016

Drain the Bean

To frig the bean aka clitoris until it cums and better yet, squirts and soaks. Also applies to someone rubbing the clit and lending a helping hand.

I plan to drain the bean tonight. I’m so horny.

I love to use my new vibrator and drain the bean.

Rachel came several times last night when I gave her a hand to drain the bean.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Bean Crocking

When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.

My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019