Chip Bean

The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it

*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"

by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019

Mason Bean

A gay danus.

Mason bean is such a gay danus he needs to quit life.

by elizabethaaaaa January 21, 2019

bean mode

When shit is getting brazy as fuck and you let all your worries go away to turn into a full party monster retard.

“Dude that girl said she wants to go home and let me and my friends run a train on her”

“Holy shit dude that girl is in full fucking bean mode”

by ThePlunkMaster September 24, 2018

Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Mr. Beans

The best fucking drum player ever to walk this planet.

Mr. Beans is not gay.

by Wait, who is Joe? November 16, 2019

Ripe Bean

An aroused female. Slang for when her clitoris becomes engorged during sexual arousal, resembling a "ripe bean"

Woman: "lick my ripe bean"

by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019