Bagelist

Someone who holds a strong opinion of what constitutes an authentic bagel. The person rejects businesses and individuals who claims to make "bagels," yet simply produce rolls with holes that lack specific bagel attributes as defined by the "bagelist."

What do you mean Panera and Einstein Bros. don't make real bagels? You must be a bagelist.

by The Real Bagel Maven March 13, 2024

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Bagelling

Using compliments to butter someone up so that they can share whatever they're eating

OMG are you bagelling me for my ice-cream?!

by That Gen Z kid April 8, 2024

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Bagel rizz

Something only a stupid ahh mf named Samad Atifi would attempt to pull off. Bagel rizz never ends well and almost always results in being laughed at in public. Bagel rizz includes the act of asking a bitch if she wants a bagel in hopes to pipe.

Nahhh no way this dude tried bagel rizz

by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024

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Bagel Rizz

Bagel rizz is something only a stupid mf named Samad would attempt to pull off. It includes the act of offering to buy a bitch a bagel in hopes to pipe. Bagel rizz has a 0% success rate and always ends in being laughed at in public.

Nahh no way this stupid mf tried bagel rizz on that bih

by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024

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