Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him
by illogical_3 July 31, 2022
Get the Van-Austinmug. Austin Green is the definition of a top tier boyfriend. He has the most dreamy eyes like if you were too slowly let the chocolate sauce freeze on top of ice cream kind of brown. He might not be the most talkative person when you meet him he might not even like you but if he lets you in and cares about you he turns into the most goofy nerdy soulmate a bitch could ask for. He is the perfect balance of immature and intelligent, ie: he will build a lego set with you and know the history behind an obscure reference to the set. He loves to love you even if you don't deserve it
by ElizabethCynthia June 19, 2022
Get the Austin Greenmug. Georgia+Mary Austin are the best of all best friends. They always stick by each others sides and never fail to make you smile. They might not be the coolest in the school but they will always make you laugh. They will always wave at you no matter who you are with. They don’t care if you are with your boy friend or a celebrity they will never fail to embarrass you. They are loved by many. They make friends everywhere they go. They show what life is about. Friends aren’t on a phone, they are right in front of you. This combination is all you need when you are feeling down. Don’t worry they won’t judge if your shirt is upside down. They would simply let you know but they will turn that frown upside down. They don’t see your imperfections they simply look pass. They like to enjoy life simply as it is. So the next time you see them don’t glare and look pass, just simply wave and say hey, cuz you know they will always wave back.
by natfence67 February 9, 2022
Get the Georgia+Mary Austinmug. Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.
by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024
Get the Austinismmug. Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.
by johnny longstockings November 2, 2020
Get the Austin The Oystermug. by big daddy chad June 18, 2022
Get the austinmug. A redneck motherfucker who has an addiction to Busch latte. Austin’s are tons of work and a lot to care for and clean up after.
by Nocapnelvis November 23, 2021
Get the Austinmug.