Age of Resentment

The time period when your sexual assault charges are actually liable.

Person 1. Get this, this chick is really charging me for sexual assault. It's only because I have money now.
Person 2. Wasn't this like thirty years ago? She said clearly she didn't want the trouble and she still loved you.
Person 1. Yeah, she is way passed her age of resentment

by Papa Jackson February 22, 2018

Chick-Fil-Age

The rage associated with the realization that Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday’s.

“How was your Sunday buddy?”
“Horrible, I was so hungover and then was overcome with Chick-Fil-Age. Every fucking Sunday man, it’s devastating.”

by Mandy and Piper October 16, 2020

Age Regression

A coping mechanism and/or therapeutic practice wherein one’s mindset and behaviors regress to those of a child’s

Often abbreviated to Agere

Person 1: Is she sucking on a pacifier?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she's in age regression right now.

by thisvexesme July 11, 2025

Dizzy Age

An 1800's term used to refer to the elderly. It comes from the fact that as a mature adult, it can be dizzying to look back on your many years.

“How are you in your dizzy age?”
“I'm okay. I have many fond memories.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Ages

A very short length of time worded to sound like a very long length of time.

I can't wait 5 more minutes, that's ages!

by Dandanman March 13, 2023

Little Dark Age

Little dark age is a song made by the band MGMT which is about the current political climate of Trump's America

"Little Dark Age is used alot"

by TheUrbanCrafter August 18, 2023

Dad age

The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.

Have you seen Tim since his kid was born? He dad aged quick.

by Infinitecypher May 16, 2018