Age

No, it's not his age! It's not her age! Missy (The bitch that MJ tried to set me up with, got a boyfriend, and then came and fucked the retard anyways) was MY age! I dodged that one didn't I? Saw that one coming a mile away!

Hym "You know and I know that it has nothing to do with age. HE IS A RETARD IN THE GROUP HOME YOU WORK AT AND IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE WITHOUT GETTING FIRED YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING HIM WITHOUT GETTING FIRED! SEX-BASED DISCRIMINATION IN THE WORKPLACE. That's what it is! But because you can't be expected to turn down fat cocks for any reason (up to and including retards and children) shit like this happens."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

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NEW AGE CHROMA

A Modern day and exaggerated version of designs and art, that are foreign to the mainstream. An underground or an amateur feel to it, art that is an anomaly.

This is that new age chroma

by 4irmii July 31, 2024

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Age Regression

They're sometimes adults that are dealing with trauma. And sometimes they're just pedophiles.

Person 1: What the fuck is this?
Person 2: It's called age regression.
Person 1: The fuck..? It sounds like something a pedo would use to excuse them trying to fuck a minor.

by the fucking retarded sperm August 11, 2024

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I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

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age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

by glubglubglubglub April 8, 2025

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