age

A number to show how long you've lived, although it gets inaccurate after you turn 10.

1: How old are you, in years of age?
2: 10. And I don't age, silly.
1. You age. That's revealed by how tall you are.

by HansTheExplorer September 20, 2022

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Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024

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the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.

"My biblical age is 86"
"Wow, you look great for your age!"

by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025

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new-age scene girl

New-age scene girls a just like your traditional, mid 2000s scene girl, but "toned down" a little. They don't wear tutus meant for toddlers playing dress up or have hair looking like two rats had sex in, but they still like electronic rock music (not Blood On The Dance Floor though, Dahvie Vanity got his ass exposed) and emo-ish clothing.

Annalise: Who's that girl over there?
Cameron: Oh, that's August. She's a new-age scene girl

by Graystripe November 21, 2016

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Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015

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