ghetto apple

when you take an apple and make into a weed pipe. steps are as shown. 1. remove the stem and use a knife to cut a bowl shaped cave in the apple that goes about half way down. 2. use a pen and push from the side to make the mouthpiece and pipe
put in the weed and smoke:)when finished smoking eat the apple and get a little bit of a buzz from the resin

Me: Jack you noob you just dropped my pipe in the lake
Jack: its okay dude we can make a ghetto apple
Me: i get to eat it

by farmelo August 2, 2007

apples in a sock

droopy boobs normally seen on a women over 60

that old babe's boobs look like apples in a sock

by ass man May 1, 2006

apple head

The bulbous head of a male's copulatory organ.

"Thick apple head opens up your clit wider," RZA

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

apple nazi

A fanatical advocate for apples of any kind. Sometimes used synonymously with Mac Nazi.

My apple nazi parents insisted I keep eating one apple a day, so now I use Vista

by MarekV February 24, 2010

christ apples

The testicles.

I told my lady to take a bite out of my christ apples. Unfortunately, she did.

by trip June 25, 2003

Apple Picking

When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.

Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don't get robbed...

by Nyker2000 September 19, 2012

apple computer

a computer that is made of apple

this apple computer doesnt work. perhaps it is Bcoz it is made of apple.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003