Burden wagoner

similar to band wagoner, but when some one has passed away before their time and everyone starts saying that the person who has died was their "best friend", or that they were so close with the person. mainly occurs in people who don't really have a cause in life and need to find some way to get attention and feel like they've done something productive for once. mostly occurs with teen deaths.

person 1: did you hear about joe? :(
Burden wagoner: yeah man, its too bad, that kid was my best friend.

person 1: didnt you only have like 1 class with him?
Burden wagoner: nah man. we hung out all the time and we were real close
person 1: oh, yeah okay.
Burden wagoner: no im serious, we really did hang out all the time.
person 1: alright. (sarcasm)

by jigggg November 23, 2011

wagon

huge dick

he probably has a wagon

by alexism0ss March 10, 2023

Shaggin' wagon

What's a called a new expensive car when you're a male 16-25.

As a 16-25 male get a job so you can get a shaggin' wagon and literally pick up chicks and shag them, consensually of course.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2022

Feed The Wagon

To insert ones penis into a woman's vagina.

George: Did you and Stacy hang out last night?

Bob: Yes we did.

George: Did you feed the wagon?

Bob: Yes the Wagon was well that night, try it out sometime.

by feed the wagon August 16, 2012

stupid wagon

When a girl is super thick, or in simpler words, is attractive

"Yo man, she got a stupid wagon"
"Damn right man"

by Tacocart June 13, 2018

Whore Wagon

A wagon of whores

Don’t forget to pay when you’re fucking the whores on the whore wagons.

by DarkMaulMip42 August 18, 2024

Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)

'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'

by Gravvers March 3, 2009