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I am gorilla percent that he stole the cookie

by Martin Luther the 8th February 8, 2024

GORILLA UGLY

Gorilla ugly, when you are so ugly and you don't recognize it.

Your girlfriend is so gorilla ugly, that when she looks at a gorilla at the zoo the gorilla thinks it's looking at its on reflection.

by manemo December 21, 2022

fresh water gorilla

Someone who is well rounded, distinguished and kind. They are a little low key crazy and a complete savage when he needs to handle conflicts.

He handled that like a fresh water gorilla

by FWG degree April 4, 2023

gorilla aids

Gorilla Aids are aids that you have obtained from an infected gorilla. The most common type of gorilla you can get these specific aids is your mom. Gorilla aids, unlike normal aids, is only 1 thing. You don't get gorilla hiv, you just straight up get gorilla aids. There is no cure for gorilla aids and people with gorilla aids have a life expectancy of only 1 year. So instead of reading this damn description about gorilla aids, how about trying to treat it?

Blake: Man, I fucked a chick the other day and now my dick is red.

Johnson: Dawg, yo ass got some gorilla aids!

by Papa Muey April 5, 2023

gorilla raiding

When you raid someone in ark survival evolved without destroying one of there towers

Hey that base has two towers don’t worry we can just gorilla raiding it

by Ark blud choppa compa April 5, 2023

Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.

“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac

by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023

Gorilla Tag

Gorilla Tag is the most chaotic vr game, including annoying kids, screaming kids, 90 year olds, 4 year olds, minigames, shiny rocks, and most importantly,

tag.

Friend: Hey, have you been playing gorilla tag lately?

You: Yeah, how do you know?

Friend: Your arm is broken, your controllers are on fire, your head is pulsating, your heart is beating faster than usual, your vocal chords are breaking, there's blood on the wall, you are drenched in sweat, your headset is somehow broken in half, your tv is shattered, your bed is broken, and you only have 2 working fingers.

You: oh

by Froxo is an idiot (im froxo) April 22, 2023