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Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.
The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'
by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022
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DJ Pop Star

A very famous heavy-weight soda drinker that gets fussy if he doesn't have his hourly soda intake. DJ was First Team All-Pop in 2011 and 2012.
Bonker: "Damnnnn is that DJ Pop Star?"
Fritz: "Yeah right dude, DJ Pop Star isnt rea....... Holy fuck thats DJ Pop Star, lets ask him to sign our empty pop cans"
by The Official Oxford August 5, 2022
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DJ Pepper

An individual who drinks alot of soda pop. They are usually addicted to sugar from a young age and gets fussy if they dont have enough soda.
Kelly: "Im annoyed that they are out of Mountain Dew"
Chad: "Don't be such a DJ Pepper, there are other non-carbonated drinks on the menu to choose from"
Kelly: *Gets fussy*
by The Official Oxford August 5, 2022
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DJ Lucky Luck

DJ Lucky Luck is a tour DJ based out of Denver, Colorado known for touring with some of the greats like Lil Flip, Jarren Benton, Gorilla Zoe, Mystikal, Juvenile, Afroman, Warren G, Snow Tha Product & more. A Louisiana born Cajun known for an expert hand in the kitchen. In 2022 he developed a home chef merchandise line making it fast and easy to whip up a good down south meal.
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Frankie Beats fake dj

Forged a great CV to get a job on Kiss fm Portugal. Then bottled it when he couldn't live up to the lies he told to get the job. Currently in prison in Ireland for harrassment of local people and under investigation in Portugal for various fraud and theft crimes.
by Frankies mum. June 17, 2022
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DJ Piet

You can't use DJ Piet in an example, you can only experience it.
by AnkiSoFluffy June 23, 2022
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Dj Lemon

When your really trash but you don't realise it
by lame gang June 30, 2022
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