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Mouse-ke-tool

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”
by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022
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A Mouse

a mouse is a medium size creature maybe you will see a mouse sometimes???
''I saw A Mouse''.
by Slender end December 28, 2022
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Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner
by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018
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Mouse tears

n. lube
Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.
by Mousetearz December 4, 2018
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Mouse

Ugh! He is such a Mouse.
But Katy is a huge Mouse, she never listens to me.
by geno1906 July 14, 2017
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Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House
Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017
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Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.
Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."
by Albfred July 20, 2017
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