by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021

A creature that is large enough to at least be a nuisance and at worst a threat but also small enough that if you kicked one people would make you the bad guy
by trollking63 March 4, 2023

A nicotine addict who is constantly hiding in the bathroom (most likely in a high-school or office building) asking passerbys if they can hit their vape.
Guy 1: bro, did you see brooks earlier, he was in the bathroom trying to hit my vape.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.
by Good-day166 September 12, 2022

Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.
by ezfe December 28, 2023

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.
1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023

A male that is very heavy weighted and sits around playing video games all day. One is also know to lie a lot.
by By Audio January 12, 2013
