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Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.
"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"
by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024
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Snot Goblin

(Noun) A term given to someone in a voice chat that sounds like they have a metric shit ton of snot up their nose when they're talking. Most snot goblins are under the age of 16 and usually behave in a really annoying manner by ruining the experience for everyone else in the voice chat.

Snot Goblins are commonly encountered in VC-related games on Roblox like Rate My Avatar or in discord calls.
1: "There's a snot goblin nearby."

2: "How do you know?"

1: "I am hearing his voice."
by Whatwasnixie August 31, 2024
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Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her
I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.
by Nut funny man January 26, 2023
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Gray Goblin

The tests revealed text stating that Gwen had been pregnant and had twins. He collected DNA from the grave of Gwen Stacy and prooved that the twins, Sarah and Gabriel (who had been threatning and attacking him and his family) were her children.
Mary Jane then revealed that she had known for years that the father of Gwen's children was Norman Osborn, the Green Goblin. He got so enraged that he broke everything within reach. He met Sarah and Gabriel on the Brooklyn Bridge, the place of Gwen's death, to tell them that Osborn had been manipulating them. Angered, Gabriel remained convinced of Osborn's lies that Peter was their father, and that he had abandoned them. Sarah, on the other hand, believed Peter. Gabriel then attacked Spider-Man, but Peter refused to fight back since he didn't want to hurt Gabe. Police then shot at them, wounding Sarah and causing her to fall off the bridge. While Spider-Man rescued her, Gabe went underground to an area predetermined by Norman Osborn. There, he discovered that Peter had been telling the truth. He injected himself with the Goblin Formula and donned a gray version of the Green Goblin costume, becoming the Gray Goblin.
Norman Osborn and Gwen Stacy had a kid and he became the Gray Goblin.
by Owen Cerruto April 11, 2023
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himalayan fur goblin

subspecies of german shepperd.
what happened to your arm? my himalayan fur goblin played a bit rough
by Sparly seratonin September 26, 2023
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Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting anal sphincter, commonly during sleep.
Ezra's girlfriend was often known to give him the Goblin Toe during their cuddle sessions.
by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024
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CR GOBLIN

A form of Boni
The giants accompanied the cr goblins
by Sebastian willis June 30, 2021
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