YouTube Advertisements 

The thing that people need to realize why they can watch videos even without an account.
Also the reason there is no subscription or video limits like on other sites.

In other words, they make YouTube free.
So please, spare them the 30 seconds to 1m30s of your 22 minute video.

(typical internet argument)

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Youtube990
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@Youtube990
What for? The Youtube Advertisements, it's only 45 seconds.
YoutubeHero
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@YoutubeHero
Durr it wastes 45 seconds of peoples lives! Now give them back *insert video uploader name here*!
Youtube990
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@Youtube990 74 b
You rather want to pay to watch a 12 min vid then?
YoutubeHero
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@YoutubeHero
mind=blown
Youtube990

YouTube Advertisements by Frozen-Flame December 7, 2011

YouTube ASSHOLE 

1. stupid assholes on youtube who have accounts and don't upload any videos

2. people on YouTube that sit in front of the webcam on thier monitor and rant about shit that either they no nothing about but have to put their 2 cents in or stupid shit that no one cares about

3. people that re-upload popular videos because their not creative enough to think of their own ideas or their own videos

Examples of YouTube assholes are
1. youtube.com/user/Drusilla
2. youtube.com/user/Loraandlayton
3. youtube.com/user/FocuzzBeatboxer

YouTube ASSHOLE by qwertymf5 May 9, 2010

Youtube sexual 

Having a sexual attraction to a youtuber

Boy: hey, do you wanna go out with me?
Girl: sorry, I am YouTube sexual.

Youtube sexual by Emo Fangirl. Dont eat soap. October 6, 2016

Youtube Actor 

One who will record any video with a mediocre plot and has about as much skill at acting as any other person on Youtube. Common qualities in a youtube actor contain constant smiling, messing the script up and the same face throughout the entire video (usually a smile because what they think they're doing is hilarious when it usually isn't).

Guy: Man I hated that video, those guys were such youtube actors.

Youtube Actor by Halloween2011 May 14, 2011

youtube trap 

A youtube video that inevitably leads to a youtube trance or a youtube trip. A youtube trap consumes large chunks of time and is usually triggered in the midst of doing something important i.e. project, assignment, or generally studying.

Dave: "I was studying for my final tomorrow when Mike sent me a youtube video with a funny kitten in a cup, 2 hours later I'm watching 2 girl 1 cup reaction videos."

Taylor: "Lol he sent you a youtube trap."

youtube trap by erikgpe December 15, 2011

Youtube Hangover 

When you watch a video on youtube then it leads you to another one, and another one, and exc. by the time you realize it, you cant even remember what the first video was.

"hey what r u doing?"
"watching Justin Bieber getting hit w/ a water bottle on youtube"
"WTF? how did u get there?"
".....no idea"
"haha youtube hangover!"

Youtube Hangover by beaner95 January 27, 2012

youtube and suck 

giving the user a blowjob when you are watching a video of your favorite youtuber or just watching a live stream on youtube

Me and my girl just did youtube and suck

youtube and suck by BIGDADDYTYRONE January 13, 2016