washing windows

A euphemism for smoking pot. Coined upon finding a bong made out of a Windex bottle. Best part is that it is "undercover" so can be used in mixed company.

'Hey girl. Do you wanna go "wash the windows" with me?'
"Yeah. You know I love "washing windows".

by Cherrygirl October 24, 2008

Denzel Washington

One of the greatest American actors of all time, in fact one of the greatest actors of all time period. He's starred in a variety of excellent roles, most notably as co-lead in Training Day and as lead in 'The Book of Eli' a film that should go down as one of the greatest films of the 21st Century.

"I told you if you put that hand on me again you weren't gonna get it back." (Denzel Washington)

"Yeah, you did." (Raider)

by 2.5Manual April 27, 2011

woohio

Originating in north-eastern Ohio, woohio is a form of the sex position 69 where on partner is doing a handstand while preforming. Sourrounding the couple is about 6 midgets listening to james taylor while masturbating with peanut butter and marshmellow fluff.

that was a crazy party last night, did you see the couple woohioing?

by beef rockmore October 18, 2010

washing machine day

The entirety of womans history month

Guy 1:dude its washing machine day

Guy 2:I didnt know it was womens history month

by Ghos7killer567 March 17, 2020

Penis Worship

Bowing before the altar of the sacred phallus, seeking indulgence for one's calling of fertility.

She fell to her knees, clasped her hands, and gazed upon his erection in an unabashed display of penis worship.

by d0c_brown June 18, 2018

Owski Woski

an ounce of weed

customer: yo mayne how dat owski woski lookin

dealer: u my homeboy so it'll be bout 65

by G-VILLian August 9, 2008

brand washing

when a company convinces its employees that it is the greatest brand ever

brand washing often occurs on your first day at a new job when your new employer makes you watch endless induction videos and presentations telling you how great the company is.

by jimbot123 February 22, 2011