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wild thoughts

wild thoughts are things that you think that are wild in your heads JUST THINK NIGGAS
I have too many wild thoughts though......$%$%&!!!!
by niyalyse March 28, 2018
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wild turkey

When someone sticks four fingers spread out in a vagina and and the thumb up the butt. That person then wiggles their thumb and makes turkey noises, such as gobble gobble gobble. It can also be reversed with the fingers in the butt and the thumb in the vagina.
For thanksgiving your dad decided to give your mother a wild turkey.
by Mike Dog April 15, 2006
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fucking wierdo transvestite

1. A transvestite who is a Fucking wierdo
2. Stange man who lived in a cave, The police found loads of women's shoes in the cave and the police officer said: "must be a transvestite!"
Well, he's a fucking wierdo transvestite. Now THAT is an exeutive transvestite!
by Joe December 8, 2004
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dual wielding

He's dual wielding those pistols again.
by varmitmtu November 10, 2008
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Dual Wielding

When a guy talks on the phone while urinating.

The act of talking or texting with a phone in one hand and a urinating penis in the other.
Phone conversation:

Caller: It sounds like you're in the restroom. Want me to call you back?

Guy: Nah, it's cool I'm dual wielding.
by Dadz May 7, 2012
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Wild-Wally Theory

The Wild-Wally theory is a combination of theories which add up to create another theory, so named.

It is the idea that Jordan Wild and Sandy Metwally receive an increase in sexiness of exactly 15% every day. This will eventually reach the point where the accumulation of all the percentages make a number which is impossible to determine.

This is increased by 90% on the day that either Jordan's coat or Sandy's shoes are worn by the invididual. They cannot both be worn on the same day, however, as the total percentage would reach over 100% and cause the appocalypse.
Person 1: OH MY GOD LOOK HOW SEXY THOSE PEOPLE ARE!

Person 2 : It's Jordan and Sandy, haven't you heard of the Wild-Wally Theory

Person 3: A OWL
by WildWally October 17, 2010
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Wild Bologna Pony

"Can I have a bite out of your Wild bologna pony?"

OR
"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."
by poopfloop September 22, 2011
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