A landborne whale, survives off of fast food and lethargic-ness...a lumbering giant that when angered can squish anything smaller than it.
Mel Gibson: I was in Austin, Texas the other day and I saw what had to be the worlds largest human.
Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life Texas Whale, the only reason there named Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas.
Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too?
Brad: Yep...
Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life Texas Whale, the only reason there named Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas.
Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too?
Brad: Yep...
by Adeipho83709 June 25, 2010
by Mememachin3 September 23, 2017
Your friend plays poker often. Unfortunately he makes horrible decisions that work out for him. This friend may have a birthmark on his bald head that looks like a blowhole (whale.) When he outdraws you on the river with the one card in the deck to hit a straight flush, you've been blow-holed.
You rivered me again! You blowhole (whale)!
You rivered me again! You blowhole (whale)!
by Rafael Martinez October 24, 2006
A youtube channel that a thinking of taking over the whole youtube website with their amazing videos. Ethan, Tom, Ben, Alex, Miles, and Chris are the members of this heroic team, with their host, Alex they are reaching of having the most subscribers in the world.
Oh My Gosh, did you hear about the Whale Gang, their probably going to get up to 100 million subscribers one day.
by The Whale Gang Member August 28, 2016
by Tamer abouras March 18, 2008
Verb. The act of inserting a funnel into the rectum, and having one's partner scream into said funnel. The vibrations from the scream will stimulate the ass, and prostate.
by Orbitalproject September 23, 2013
an obese person who says they eat very little but never lose weight because in reality they are eating high calorie foods like potato chips,candy and 2 liters of regular soda a day
"But Dr. I only eat 800 calories a day-- why can't I lose weight? I've never been this heavy in my life"
DR.: "You aren't heavy your'e morbidly obese at 5'1" and 450 lbs. I think you are an air whale"
DR.: "You aren't heavy your'e morbidly obese at 5'1" and 450 lbs. I think you are an air whale"
by CrazyDoc J .5 February 09, 2009