Pronunciation: \ˈwāf\
Function: verb
Acronym meaning "Write a Fucking Email". Often the action part of a remark that may be uttered by a person who becomes increasingly bored or annoyed while hearing someone complain about how they've been "wronged" by or displeased with someone or something, typically a co-worker, or a company they do business with.
In many instances, it serves the same effect as telling you to STFU and send a written complaint to someone who cares or can actually do something about it.
In other cases, it can simply be slang used in giving someone advice on how to handle a problem where they feel "slighted".
Function: verb
Acronym meaning "Write a Fucking Email". Often the action part of a remark that may be uttered by a person who becomes increasingly bored or annoyed while hearing someone complain about how they've been "wronged" by or displeased with someone or something, typically a co-worker, or a company they do business with.
In many instances, it serves the same effect as telling you to STFU and send a written complaint to someone who cares or can actually do something about it.
In other cases, it can simply be slang used in giving someone advice on how to handle a problem where they feel "slighted".
Elwood - Damn! I hate that electronics store! That place is a mess and you can't get anybody to help you find anything, and when you do their clerks are retards! The store reeks like a locker room. And, not only that...
Martha - Whoa! Dude...! Chill! Why don't you quit griping a W.A.F.E. 'em...? Ain't nothing I can do about it...!
* * *
Travis - Man, I am so tired of marketing sending me layout changes after the deadline. Three weeks in a row now they've caused me to work late and miss Happy Hour!
Eddy - They're gonna keep on doing that stuff to you until you WAFE those losers. Copy their Manager and tell them you gonna refuse anything they turn in past the deadline.
Martha - Whoa! Dude...! Chill! Why don't you quit griping a W.A.F.E. 'em...? Ain't nothing I can do about it...!
* * *
Travis - Man, I am so tired of marketing sending me layout changes after the deadline. Three weeks in a row now they've caused me to work late and miss Happy Hour!
Eddy - They're gonna keep on doing that stuff to you until you WAFE those losers. Copy their Manager and tell them you gonna refuse anything they turn in past the deadline.
by WilsonicBoom October 11, 2009
Get the W.A.F.E. mug.Pronounced "waf" as in "waffle." Its an acronym for "What A Fag" or "What A Faggot" and is said after some douche does or says something douche-like or gay. It can be shouted at some jerkoff who just said something politically correct or be muttered under your breath to your friend in class because your male teacher is wearing purple shorts.
Dude: Don't be gay, Manpuss.
Manpuss: Hey! Don't say that. That is offensive to me!
Bro: Why? Are you gay?
Manpuss: No, I am not.
Dude: W.A.F., man.
Bro: True. True.
Manpuss: Whatever, you racists.
Bro: W.A.F. for days.
Manpuss: Hey! Don't say that. That is offensive to me!
Bro: Why? Are you gay?
Manpuss: No, I am not.
Dude: W.A.F., man.
Bro: True. True.
Manpuss: Whatever, you racists.
Bro: W.A.F. for days.
by D3L February 8, 2010
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WSG or Washington Street Guy.
A Man who works on his car shirtless often enough that when you drive by you often look to get a glimpse of his tan bod.
And then you drive by him 3 more times.
A Man who works on his car shirtless often enough that when you drive by you often look to get a glimpse of his tan bod.
And then you drive by him 3 more times.
1.
A: "ohh yeah! Guess who I just saw shirtless?"
B: "Mr. w.s.g. of course."
A: "Lets go drive by three more times!"
A: "ohh yeah! Guess who I just saw shirtless?"
B: "Mr. w.s.g. of course."
A: "Lets go drive by three more times!"
by lard face December 3, 2006
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"Hey John, would you w/s/d to get out of a speeding ticket?"
"Umm, depends, but, yeah, probably."
"Uhh, that was a trick question. You're GAY."
"Hey John, would you w/s/d to get out of a speeding ticket?"
"Umm, depends, but, yeah, probably."
"Uhh, that was a trick question. You're GAY."
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