An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...
Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"
Manchester United: "Fuck you"
by HalloM8 June 25, 2017
Get the Manchester Unitedmug. by amandee jo January 15, 2016
Get the hurt unitmug. Did ya hear Steve is a free unit these days? He broke it off with old love and he’s off riding his Harley whenever he pleases the lucky bugger!
by J-laine February 13, 2020
Get the Free Unitmug. by Coolass24 October 24, 2018
Get the BIG UNITmug. by Mrs. Padalecki June 1, 2017
Get the puff unitmug. A homosexual native american who has absolutely no control of their liquor, and Frequently goes on drunken tirades. Wreaking havoc on anyone or thing in his path.
by Jdsucksfatdicksatbball August 15, 2018
Get the juneau unitedmug. by Shibby September 20, 2003
Get the grolsch unitedmug.