joe beans

Whats up joe beans?
by Mrcowlover October 30, 2013
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Mr. Beans

The best fucking drum player ever to walk this planet.
Mr. Beans is not gay.
by Wait, who is Joe? November 16, 2019
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Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018
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bean holster

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
by SunnyDelyght November 21, 2016
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Bean Nation

A secret community of lovers who use beans as a cover for their affair. Includes ImAllexx, Memulous, James Mariott and WillNE>
"Hey Alex don't you love *cough* *nuzzle* beans?
"I sure do James!!! Bean Nation forever!
by robloxdaddy March 12, 2019
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idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out
your such an idiotic bean
by mnbjkl January 20, 2021
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bean roll

A funny thing to call your mexican neighbor. He is sure to enjoy it.
by Bean roll March 10, 2020
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