Cunt chops

Some one who has to much to say

"God that Donald trump is a right cunt chops"

"Oi cunt chops pass the ball"

by Bradley bear Mma July 22, 2017

bernard chops

from the UK meaning sideburns.

Look at those bernard chops along the side of her face.

by commoner31 September 29, 2006

pseudo-chop

a "pork" chop made from soy or other meat substitute

I stopped by the new vegan restaurant to try their pseudo-chops!

by pradaboy August 28, 2010

Chopped-Off

The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.

Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight?

Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes.

by UranusMan1337 June 28, 2011

Chops-ing

The act of getting black-out drunk and proceeding to spit saliva and blowing mucus onto one's chest and then rubbing said saliva-mucous mixture into one's chest hair with the t-shirt one is wearing.

"Man, Alex drank WAY too much! He's already Chops-ing. Dude is freaking everyone out. Sometimes dudes gotta Chops."

by Tito7777 February 06, 2014

chop block

The act of masterbating so hard that you fall into a coma like sleep when done.

Hey what up sane, where lord at? He just got his bowl of lotion out the microwave and went in the room to chop block his self to sleep.

by mike mike 23 September 08, 2006

Chopped Up

Getting hammered. White boy wasted... pretty much just shit faced drunk

Dude, I just took 8 shots of 151. I'm so chopped up right now

by DIFJSOFJI January 15, 2011