by the real cuphead April 6, 2022

When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.
Also obvious dick is obvious.
Also obvious dick is obvious.
Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*
Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!
Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?
Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*
Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!
Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?
Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*
Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011

by Angus biffdick August 23, 2023

The ass that should be leaving but u see it coming instead. It’s like the brights come on and your blinded by ass cleavage. It sideswipes the hips at an abstract angle.
(Tony) says..Check out that chick bro! She’s funny butted!
(Chelle) says.. Ya like… what’s happening there? It’s like an ass with feet walking with a limp.
(Chelle) says.. Ya like… what’s happening there? It’s like an ass with feet walking with a limp.
by Paul Suede December 19, 2021

Goofing off. Wasting time. Lollygagging. Stalling. Not doing what one is told when one us told to do it.
by anonymous July 4, 2024

Funny: For example;
High guy: sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see anything!
Girl: oh yeah, I didn’t know that
High guy: sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see anything!
Girl: oh yeah, I didn’t know that
by Trinity harbor October 26, 2019
