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Omaha Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.
For our 10th anniversary, my wife decided to spice things up by giving me an Omaha Steamer.
by BornEnigma December 25, 2023
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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
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Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff
I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer
by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023
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Indian Steamer

When someone takes a shit on an Indian’s face.
Josh gave Rushi an Indian steamer for his birthday.
by Imhilarious12 November 18, 2018
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Wheeling Steamer

Having your dog shit on someone's face because they just pissed you off that bad
I just pulled a Wheeling Steamer on our jackass neighbor!
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ethiopian steamer

When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.
I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.
by asdf;lkji January 22, 2022
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Prickly Cleveland Steamer

When you're strapped to a bed of nails and your woman drops a hot steamy deuce on your chest
Martha is about to give Bob a Prickly Cleveland Steamer
by Hairy_Cockness_Monster June 12, 2015
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