Confidence Waffle

A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.

John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.

by Random22222 June 2, 2017

waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.

Hey man, want some waffle cum?

by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018

Medium waffle

A Medium waffle is unknown to those of low IQ . Thou shalt watch Rick and Morty to obtain maximum IQ thus giving the answers to MEDIUM WAFFLE

Waiter: BIG waffle or SMALL waffle?

SAVAGEREALM: i'll take a MEDIUM WAFFLE.
Waiter: woah

by MEDIUMWAFFLE?? April 21, 2018

sticky waffles

the waffle is a vagina and sticky is cum. sticky waffle is a man cumming in a woman's vagina

last night i got mixed up in her sticky waffles

by wyatternst February 15, 2018

waffle#0001

The best moderator on the FearsomeFire Official Server. Became a moderator through illegitimate means, similar to most of the other mods. Does his job great, is active, and only 2-20 people hate him.

Have you seen waffle#0001? He is a decent mod. I thank FearsomeFire and uPilot for keeping him as a mod.

by absolutewaffle March 13, 2022

Daddy waffles

A sugar daddy with a small dick

Hey daddy waffles

by Obama aka henrytk January 24, 2017

wacky waffle

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!

Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.

by shaman _u1trastrong January 7, 2021