by jaisnvei November 17, 2019
Get the blue kneesmug. A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018
Get the Scratching Your Kneemug. A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)
"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*
"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022
Get the Knee Slappermug. Being in lots of trouble, almost a lil over your head, or physically in mud, water, shit, what have u.
by QC October 31, 2003
Get the knee deepmug. Previously unknown prior to 2023. Since it’s discovery (TKODW), it has been named the strongest substance known to man. It took the place of graphene, which was previously known as the strongest substance on earth. Graphene has a grading 200x that of steel - the TKODW has an estimated grading of 300x that of graphene. Studies are being implemented to gather an accurate number.
by OsteoArth6651 July 16, 2023
Get the The Knee of Divine Wrathmug. /nē/ /slapper/
Noun
1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Noun
1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.
Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”
Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.
*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*
Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”
Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.
*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*
Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023
Get the Knee-Slappermug. The art of leaning a Sport Bike or SuperMoto, to the point where your inside knee starts to touch the Asphalt
by rossi_cultist January 17, 2022
Get the Dragging Kneemug.