Ding dong fucker

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.

Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.

by Pretty_lil_kitty February 17, 2019

Choc-ice dong

Will do in a pinch, but not what you're choosing from the ice cream van

He was alright, but he had a choc-ice dong.

Aww man, what a shame!

by Scarletspeedzter July 5, 2021

kappa ding dong

Random word pronounced as a sign of pure randomness.It can be for agreeing,for denying and even for a neutral opinion!Sharing this word with your friends brings a closer relationship,but dont share this sacred word with strangers cause it'll make you look like a foreign unicorn from outer space!

Friend:Wanna go eat lunch?
Me: Kappa ding dong!

by xR3XXAR May 27, 2017

Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother

“Your mother is a ding dong brain”

by Neferpizza November 28, 2021

14 inch dong

A girthy, horse cock

“I was expecting a 14 inch dong but instead got an incher pincher”

by Massive Meat Stick August 3, 2020

ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.

I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.

by Juju_02 July 11, 2016

All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis

Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor

by Shadmyre February 14, 2020