Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch

by Mister Big Boy December 10, 2021

money hung

A guy who has a lot of money, but a disappointing dick. Girls will typically be drawn to him for his money.

His dick ain't shit, but at least he's money hung.

by JustLik3Me August 16, 2017

busy money

Busy money is money that gets around. Has that that tenner been in a strippers thong? Used as drug paraphernalia. Busy money

This is busy money, smells like a strippers arsehole

by Partypooperpissartist July 20, 2017

Pre-money

Someone who studies business marketing management finance and economics as an undergraduate degree. They all about the coin, their passions start and end with mon€y and other capitalist crap.

Megan Thee Stallion This rap game solid, right? Being pre-med is too much.
Ka$h Doll You know it baby girl, shoulda went pre-money when you had the chance.

by rauyntehae December 6, 2019

swag money

someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG

bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY

by ClinkClinkBitch January 20, 2021

money monster

someone who is really cool, rich and has lots of drip.

Person 1: Hey bro look at this chain!

Person 2: Dude! With that you’d look like a total money monster!

by bruhbutton420 August 18, 2019

hard money

Any money in coin form, not paper. Most commonly refered to as “hard money” when people see loose change on the street. This occurrence prompts the people who saw the coins to drop what they’re doing, put their hands up, and say “hard monayy!” The origin of this action is unknown, but said to be good luck.

Person 1: Oh, so you work at a bank counting coins?
Person 2: Yeah, I handle a lot of hard money on a daily basis.

by Thefoxofflames October 8, 2017