Jack n Coke

Jack n Coke is a highball cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's brand Tennessee whiskey with Coca-Cola. It's quite popular in the southern regions of the USA and the illegitimated state of Taiwan. The drink is somber in nature and is usually consumed by a man who is down on his luck and at his wits end. Study's have shown that 56% of avid Jack n Coke consumers will commit suicide at least once in there life. Study's have also shown that 3 in 5 members of AA had an addiction to Jack and Coke. The drink is commonly referred to in songs of the rock and hard rock genre as well as many country music songs. Its a Great drink for a night out on the town or some drinks with the boys! The first recorded consumer of Jack n Coke was John Lennon in 1976, just 4 years before he had killed himself.

Friend: Hey man how was that exam? do you think you passed?

Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke

Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?

by penisadult November 24, 2021

Diet Coke

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.

Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!

by garcalej December 10, 2019

Coke

This beverage is a government conspiracy to feed children cocaine but is so good that it works

As for Gorden ramsy would sat fucking delicious coke

by Pikachumpe January 1, 2021

Coke

1) Coca Cola.
2) Cocaine.

Do you like coke? If so, which one?

by the random. November 8, 2021

coke nails

The fingernails you grow the longest, and use for grinding cocaine.

"Dude, why are your fingernails so damn long?"

"Oh, that? These are my coke nails. I use them for grinding my cocaine. Why else would I grow them so long?"

by hepcat121 August 25, 2013

It’s just coke!

When ur mom says she doesn’t have alcohol in her cup and says to try it

You:what’s that

Mom: it’s just coke!

by C00chi man March 6, 2021

california coke can

A California come can, or Cali coke can, is when you take a coke a cola can and shit in it. Then bust a nut in it to give it a smoother consistency. You then take a dildo as a scoop and use the shot as lube when you fuck. Best for girls with a small pussy. It really gets in there.

Ally wanted to be a little kinky last night so I made her a California coke can.

by I like the thicc Bois January 7, 2019