texas cannon

When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.

Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.

by Milkman bandit April 8, 2019

Texas taper

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up

Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.

by Larry dickerton April 29, 2023

The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 11, 2019

Texas 50

When 50 men all facefuck a country girl, simultaneously cumming to create a bigass Bukkake, which the girl must mix with Siracha Sauce and ranch dressing before chugging the whole thing

Cowboy 1" Damn bro did you hear bout last night?"
Cowboy 2"Nah brother, what happened?"
Cowboy" Samantha let some guys give her the Texas 50, and it was fucking great to jack it too!"

by thicc_badonkadonks July 8, 2020

Texas clogger

A massive shit resulting in the clog of a toilet.

"Hey I'm gonna go take a shit."
"Will it be a Texas clogger?"

*walks out of bathroom proudly*
"That was a Texas clogger!"

"Everything is bigger in Texas!"

by DJ ZachyD June 16, 2018

Texas Tuesday

Forceful intercourse with a cactus

Gave him the ol Texas Tuesday

by Texas2sday July 2, 2020

The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 11, 2019