Texas Left

A direction that only southern gentlemen from Texas understand. It does not always mean left, but in fact means any direction the user desires with the reciever having to interpret the meaning by using his southern gentlemen powers.

No, your texas left.

by Southern Gentlemen September 24, 2011

Texas Belt Buckle

When you pull your nut sack out of your pants and hang them right over the zipper making them look like a cowboy's belt buckle

My pants turned into a sauna so I no other choice than to show that bitch my Texas Belt Buckle

by Dan Combs November 12, 2014

texas tough

Being so tough that you would get away with wearing a cowboy hat at any time and any place. You'd also pick cigarette butts off grimey streets and smoke them.

Guy 1: "Did you just pick that butt up off the ground?"
Guy 2: "Dude sometimes you gotta be texas tough"

by uncle k October 8, 2006

Texas Burger

A whole lot of firm shit (no diarrhea) in a 300 threadcount pillowcase. The most common prank on Texas' college campuses, especially among fraternal societies and biology majors.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him a Texas Burger. He woke up with firm shit all over his face and in his his mouth.

by T-Winner July 10, 2009

Texas Mud Pie

When a male and two females are having intercourse and the man takes a crap in the girls mouth at which time the females make-out.

I was F*cking these two sluts in AC last night and after I was done I gave them a Texas Mud Pie and left.

by Jersey Shore LBIsland April 28, 2010

texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.

dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.

by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010

Texas

Well, as a Texan, I guess I'll throw my two cents in...Texas is a great place to live. I know alot of people from other parts of the country think "Hicks, Rednecks, Incest, Ignorant, Dumb, ect, ect..." But, the fact of the matter is, Texas is a real diverse state, with large metropolitans such as Houston, and Dallas/Ft. Worth, and also vast areas of rural towns and farm/ranchland. Now, im a country boy, but that doesn't mean that im racist, eat possum, and only listen to country music. Ya, I do have a 4x4, and yes, I do live on a small ranch with horses and cattle and such. Plus the Cowboy boots and all that stuff, But thats just me, not all of Texas. I like all genres of music, From Rap/Hip Hop, Rock (and all subgenres that go along with it), Country, and a whole bunch of other stuff. We've got all different races, creeds, religions, and beliefs, Some of the finest Colleges in the nation, and just down right good people. Ya, the weather is pretty wild, but hey, ya get used to it, or at least I have, I cant really speak for others. All in all, some of yall just need to it thru your thick, opinionated, stereotypical heads that Texas is not what you think it is...yeah, big words huh? Well, Texas has a pretty good education system, 3.6 GPA, in a town of about 800. Just thought I'd throw that in there, for kicks.

Oh, and btw, we're not responsible for Bush, he does what he does, we cant help that, plus, hes from Conn. Blame them. and, Yeah, Our flag can fly at the same height as the Nation's flag, but as a state/prior nation, We've earned that right, so dont be jealous...

Non-Texan #1: Texas is nothing but cows, horses and Cowboys...

Non-Texan #2: Lets not forget all the Hicks and uneducated redneck racists!

Texan: Oh Yeah!? Try tellin' a Texan that, even the country ones, I bet you wont be happy with the outcome...

by TexasMade,TexasPlayed December 30, 2007