techhead

A person that is into techno/trance/club music.

Paul: hey John what music do you like, I like hip hop and rap.
John: sup, I like techno, i'm the biggest techhead you'll know.

by khaos2027 April 21, 2008

Virginia Tech'd

to be caused death or injury by someone who has endured much aggravation or provocation up to and finally over the edge. The person executing the Virginia Tech has lost control and is hellbent on destrathroy'ing fools.

Back in the 90s, this person would be said to have gone postal, but now postal has lost its edge and a more contemporary, rugged version must be incorporated.

Carl: pfff, what a worthless day.
Hub: bet your day wasn't as bad as Roger's.
Carl: why? what up with Roger?
Hub: his wife got knocked up by some kid and he Virginia Tech'd the whole family with an air hammer! skull fragments embedded in the fake Rembrandt!
Carl: (laughs so hard coffee comes out his nose) oh snap!!!

or present tense:

STOP TOUCHING ME OR I'LL TELL MOM!!!! She'll go Virginia Tech on your honky butt.

by Swank before Skank May 29, 2008

Tech Editor

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Eric Franks
One who reviews items of a technical nature.

Let us have the Tech Editor review the camcorder.

by Amanda Huggenkish December 31, 2003

tech spec

A Technical Specialist, e.g. A Computer Programmer

'The Tech Spec Came Round Today To Fix The Computer'

by 100walrus December 29, 2006

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007

techdependant

When a person all the time relies on other people instead of reading the manual or help section to help figure out a tech device.

This is the forth time this week. You have to stop being so techdependant. The power button is on the front of the device, yes, remember, push it in with your finger, then release.

My phone has a camera and a Bluetooth and I can get email and listen to music, I just wanted a cell phone. Not to be so techdependant but could you show me how to use all those?

by When a line is not a line. August 19, 2009

Tech disabled

State of someone who, on a temporary or permanent basis, has lost access to a modern means of communication.

I lost my mobile phone and my laptop, I'm tech disabled.

I'm planning a trip to the Gobi Desert, but I will be tech disabled there.

by Epsylon April 15, 2010