what a tear

A sarcastic why of saying something is sad

Joe didn’t invite me to his party, what a tear.

by Dankone December 09, 2023

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Skid Tears

Tears of a script kiddie. These are the people who troll hacker forums. They are bored and threaten to boot other people offline with the scripts they find on pastebin. They often go to other forums and beg for help to get the script working. Often they'll beg their parents for money for an extra VPS to run the scripts on. They generally commit suicide within a year of becoming a skid.

"i promise not to be a dumb skid"
If they say that they are a dumb skid, and cry skid tears when they cant get into the pentagram

by uwumaster69_420 May 13, 2020

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Tear Burn

when your tears feel like acid and burn your eyes. Its mostly caused by yawning

My own tears are making my eyes feel like they are burning. The tear burn is real

by pringlesleaf August 21, 2019

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Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food

Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.

by womb raider August 09, 2016

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The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022

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