Kielbasa in my taco

Euphemism for sex, usually used by a female.

"I'm in need for some Kielbasa in my taco."

Alternatively, if it is a guy wanting to have sex with a girl, the following would apply:

"I want to put my kielbasa in her taco."

by nash nacho August 1, 2008

Jerked Chicken Taco

The act of whacking one's self off whilst giving a girl face.

Person1: Man that Jerked Chicken Taco was awesome.

Person2: Eh, a little too fishy for me.

by Chimeratech Overpwn January 10, 2009

Jorma Taccone

Aka Jorm.
One of the three dudes from the comedy group The Lonely Island. He played Kevin in the 2007 film "Hot Rod" and will be playing Chaka in the 2009 Will Ferrell remake of "Land of the Lost." He is currently a writer on SNL.

Whoa, did you see Jorma Taccone dancing to Death Cab for Cutie last night? That dudes a cunt!

by Melissa Lyness July 4, 2008

cheesy taco

The term given to a woman's vagina when the woman has such a bad yeast infection that the yeast expells from the inner vagina, then dries on the outer lips of said vagina.

John loves cheesy tacos, to him they taste like pennies.

by Ssimon007 November 8, 2008

Taco Tuesday

A weekly celebration in which American students studying abroad in Madrid take advantage of Taco Bells 1 taco and 1 beer for 1 € deal. Your average Taco Tuesday involves skipping afternoon classes to go to Taco Bell and get hammered in broad daylight. The day is frequently cited as that reason why Europeans assume Americans are fucking stupid.

Kevin: Hey Dan, are you going to dynamics class?
Dan: What? Fuck that, it's Taco Tuesday, I'm gonna go black out at Taco Bell!!!

by Art Kney April 30, 2013

Taco Baby

An extemly large bowel movement caused by a consumption of many tacos. Taco babies have been said to have a mind of their own, taking over you digestive track and cause unnatural symtems such as an overwealming craving for Mexican food. Taco babies are mesured in size and is expressed in camper-size form. For example, a small taco baby would be called a junior, wheras a larger baby would be a senior.

Mike: Damn, those tacos were so good at dinner.
Chuck: Yeah, I got a midi 2 Taco Baby brewing in my stomach.

by Smiley CSM October 28, 2009

Taco Bell

One of the greatest tasting foods known to mankind. Don't let it's taste fool you. You'll be running for the toilet as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Mom: Why are you taking so long on the toilet?
Me: I had taco bell last night.

by 7zer0z August 26, 2012