Twitter Trooper

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)

I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.

by schnozzy November 26, 2023

put that on twitter

what you say to someone when you just found out something they did on the weekend that they wish to remember

"hey did you hear drew got pissed and streaked across the park on the weekend"
"yeah put that on twitter"

by druey26 July 12, 2009

Twitter being Twitter

Things that Twitter does that make Twitter Twitter

"hey, whats with Boycott genshin thing on the internet ?"
"Oh its just Twitter being Twitter"

by NormieNormie April 9, 2021

twitter compression

boobs

jamison: i love twitter compression
pixelslick: fuck you

by hawesomeSauce April 25, 2021

Twitter

Female version of a gooch, halfway between her twat and her shitter

She's got a Twitter, its halfway between her twat and her shitter

by Urban69Legend August 14, 2025

Twitter Double-Double

The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.

Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"

John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"

by mdale August 26, 2013

TWITTER

A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS

OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER

by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024