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Virginia shuffle

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks
Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.
by BtownBubba November 24, 2020
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AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.
I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.
by Pinson Close November 24, 2020
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Shuffling

When a man places his penis on the outside of his pants and walks briskly past people rubbing his penis against them without their knowledge.
That guy's dick is outside his pants, he must be shuffling.
by ten32 October 30, 2020
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Ktard Shuffle

The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.
Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?

Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.
by Hashleysweet October 31, 2020
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shuffle of pringles

As defined by the wife of Pete Hines, a shuffle of Pringles is approximately a small handful or around 6 Pringles.
"hey babe, bring me a shuffle of Pringles!"
by Dacu November 7, 2020
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Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair
Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”
by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021
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The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly
Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle
by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021
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