pseudo-chop

a "pork" chop made from soy or other meat substitute

I stopped by the new vegan restaurant to try their pseudo-chops!

by pradaboy August 28, 2010

sloppy chop

when your chin is sprayed by your (woman)partner's love juice

aw my gawd i jost got sloppy chop'ed

by ALLDAYinsideBRO January 14, 2015

dooty chop

Getting railed in the butt

Bubba dooty choped austin so hard last night

by Dooty chop February 22, 2018

Chopped-Off

The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.

Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight?

Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes.

by UranusMan1337 June 29, 2011

Chops-ing

The act of getting black-out drunk and proceeding to spit saliva and blowing mucus onto one's chest and then rubbing said saliva-mucous mixture into one's chest hair with the t-shirt one is wearing.

"Man, Alex drank WAY too much! He's already Chops-ing. Dude is freaking everyone out. Sometimes dudes gotta Chops."

by Tito7777 February 5, 2014

chop block

The act of masterbating so hard that you fall into a coma like sleep when done.

Hey what up sane, where lord at? He just got his bowl of lotion out the microwave and went in the room to chop block his self to sleep.

by mike mike 23 September 8, 2006

Chopped Up

Getting hammered. White boy wasted... pretty much just shit faced drunk

Dude, I just took 8 shots of 151. I'm so chopped up right now

by DIFJSOFJI January 16, 2011