The erect penis of a homeless man.
"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."
by Pooney219 October 5, 2016
Get the Drift woodmug. 
(n)- morning wood in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.
"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."
by edward_violet December 16, 2009
Get the surface woodmug. Highstar* wood : marijuana rolled in a backwood(leaf) and rolling papers
A torch is commonly used with a hstr wood
A torch is commonly used with a hstr wood
by Mystar.con February 22, 2021
Get the ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฏ woodmug. a white person that is trash
by jeff April 20, 2005
Get the Pecker-Woodmug. 1. A fart
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
2. A creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. The sound made from a persons rectum after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
Carly: " WHAT WAS THAT!!!, Travis did you fart?"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"
Travis: "Nope, there must be a wood duck under the table"
by Chris RezNet November 19, 2006
Get the Wood Duckmug. I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.
by Wildcard55 October 11, 2010
Get the Mourning Woodmug.