Letting the Squirrel Go

To take a nasty shit.

Has anyone seen Danny? Oh he’s in the shitter letting the squirrel go.

by Lar the Rod July 8, 2020

brown eyed squirrel

When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.

Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.

by DentWizard July 25, 2017

squirrel bate

A term used to define some one who is obsessively hyper active and oftet may have Gay tendencies. Usually an awkward, small, hyperactive kid that will walk up to people and play grab ass. Basically an irritating piece of shit that forgot to take his riddlin and looks about 3 years younger then he really is.

John:That piece of shit squirrel bate is running around agian and grabbing asses like a fagget.

Steve: Yea, he sure is a squirrel bate

by Johnny man April 27, 2006

squirrel nipps

a couple of little red fellas waiting to be fucked with.

so my dad liked to fuck munchins but my uncle is a knome so we found a median and just twist squirrel nipps.....flava flav!!!

by Squirrel Nipps January 1, 2005

BABY SQUIRREL

Fanfic: JESSE GOES INTO THE ROOM WITH THE FUCKING BABY SQUIRREL AND EATS ITS ACORNS THE SQUIRREL GETS MAD AND BITES JESSES NIPPLES OFF SO JESSE HAS TO USE NIPPLE CREAM AND THEN THE SQUIRREL BIT JESSES ACORNS AND SCURRIED OUT OF THE ROOM AND JESSES ACORNS WERE BROKE

BABY SQUIRREL

by Poe Cunder April 17, 2019

alberta flying squirrel

When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.

Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.

by WayneDarcy January 19, 2009

Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.

Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.

by Bob Montgomery January 7, 2008