Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.
by Zer0skills February 13, 2021
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Bob:oh yeah "searches up pokemon porn"
Steve:Nononono
Bob:Told ya its because of rule 34
Bob:oh yeah "searches up pokemon porn"
Steve:Nononono
Bob:Told ya its because of rule 34
by Stormaggedon606 October 13, 2018
Get the Rule 34 mug.When you make a rule in the middle of a game and it's a rule that is conveniently meant to benefit you specifically
John -"If you get 3rd place, you have to take a shot."
Me - "You can't make up rules in the middle of a game! Those are Hail Rules!"
Me - "You can't make up rules in the middle of a game! Those are Hail Rules!"
by Slickus26 October 15, 2023
Get the Hail Rules mug.by HerpDerpMassive January 20, 2015
Get the rule 1801 mug.The rule that requires one to blow into the ports of all electronic devices before connecting them. This rule derives from the popular and identical act performed while inserting an original Nintendo cartridge into its system, which would usually not read the cartridge if the rule was not properly followed.
A: The controller isn't working again
B: Did you follow the Nintendo Rule
A: No dude that rule's old and outdated
B: No it's not. Let me see it
*B applies Nintendo Rule*
*Controller works flawlessly*
B: See I told you The Nintendo Rule works
Nintendo
B: Did you follow the Nintendo Rule
A: No dude that rule's old and outdated
B: No it's not. Let me see it
*B applies Nintendo Rule*
*Controller works flawlessly*
B: See I told you The Nintendo Rule works
Nintendo
by RustySnicklefritz December 19, 2013
Get the The Nintendo Rule mug.1. When you ask a question starting with "So" in a discussion with someone, you're probably misinterpreting their argument to make it look much worse in order to make yourself look better.
2. A Strawman fallacy. When you expect someone to defend a statement they're not making.
2. A Strawman fallacy. When you expect someone to defend a statement they're not making.
Example 1.
Person 1: "I'm a Democrat."
Person 2: "So you eat babies, want a population of 10 billion in the USA, and want to close down and jail the whole police force?"
Person 1. "Fail. The Rule of So."
Example 2.
Person 1: "I'm a Republican".
Person 2: "So you think Donald Trump is Jesus, Alex Jones should be the next president, and it should be compulsory for all children to bring guns to school?
Person 1. "I'm not even going to answer that."
Person 1: "I'm a Democrat."
Person 2: "So you eat babies, want a population of 10 billion in the USA, and want to close down and jail the whole police force?"
Person 1. "Fail. The Rule of So."
Example 2.
Person 1: "I'm a Republican".
Person 2: "So you think Donald Trump is Jesus, Alex Jones should be the next president, and it should be compulsory for all children to bring guns to school?
Person 1. "I'm not even going to answer that."
by Ultrazenmode August 25, 2020
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It's the rule that at some point every song will get a meglovania remix at some point
It's the rule that at some point every song will get a meglovania remix at some point
Remember rule34?,
now there is rule Meglovania about that every song will eventually be remixed with meglovania
now there is rule Meglovania about that every song will eventually be remixed with meglovania
by Richard Gaming May 13, 2020
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