Taylor Swift 

Taylor Swift was born on December 13, 1989. Taylor Swift is a singer who is blonde, and liked by many people, but also disliked equally. She has made many songs such as "Bad Blood" or "Style" and they were successful.

Taylor Swift is a famous singer.

Taylor Swift by The Human Being/Person December 4, 2016

Taylor Lautner 

A celebrity who all the girls obsess about. He's well known for his role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl, or -gags- Twilight. Let's face it, the only reason why everybody likes him is for his looks.His acting is okay, but look at all the definitions here. Most of them are A SEXY BEAST or a FIIINE BOY or A HOTTIE. GET THIS IN YOUR HEAD: HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST, HE ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR ALLOWANCE MONEY THAT HE GETS WHENEVER A PURCHASE IS MADE TO THAT SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOVIE. Thumb this down, I dont give a shit. It's the truth, you gotta face it someday.

Girl: OMG TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO INCREDIBLY HOT!

Me: What about his personality?

Girl: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, HE'S HOT!

Me: Riight. You know he doesn't know that you exist, right?

Girl: YES HE DOES, HE'S MY FUTURE HUSBAND.

Me: *rolls eyes*

Taylor Lautner by SimpleBrunette August 20, 2010

taylor allderdice 

The best school in the world!
Its in pittsburgh and was attended by Wiz khalifa and mac miller.
Also the name of One of Wiz Khalifas mix tapes.
Once again its a fuckin good school

Where Wiz khalifas Taylor gang got its name.

Tyson: Hey what school do you go to?
Ella: Taylor Allderdice
Tyson: Awww fuckin jelouse

taylor allderdice by Taylor Gand Or Die May 29, 2014

Taylor Swift Syndrome 

As everyone knows, after Joe Jonas or whatever JoBro broke up with Taylor Swift, she went crazy. TSS or Taylor Swift Syndrome is a syndrome in which girls can get after being recently dumped by their boyfriends. Symptoms include:
Wanting revenge
Being clingy
Talking non-stop about your x on a tv show.
WANTING to talk non-stop about your x on a tv show.
Role playing you and your x with barbie dolls.

Gaby: I am so going to kill Evan for dumping me!
Haley: Why? He just broke up with you, you can't help that he doesn't like you...
Gaby: OH YEAH?! WELL I BOUGHT A SPOT ON OPRAH SO I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE HE IS AND THEN SABOTAGE HIS LIFE!
Haley: Are you sure you don't have TSS?
Gaby? What the fuck is TSS?
Haley: Taylor Swift Syndrome you dork!

Taylor Swift Syndrome by Saphirra1209 March 19, 2009

taylor nicole 

A blonde,thick white girl with a nice ass and nice legs that loves her a rough redneck and will be your best friend but your porn star when you need it. If you have the chance to meet her,don't let her go. She has either blue or green eyes and a nice body. Every body needs a Taylor Nicole.

Have you seen that girl Taylor Nicole?

yeah dude,I think I'm in love!

taylor nicole by TRUTHBIOTCHES December 2, 2013

Taylor Swift 

Cocaine, derived from the term "white girl".

A: Damn, what the hell was wrong with Frank at the party last night? He never shut up for more than five seconds, dripped blood all over the carpet and insisted we listen to "Rumours" by Fleetwood Mac on repeat for an hour.

B: He's a big Taylor Swift fan.

A: Ah.

Taylor Swift by Denholm Elliot October 15, 2010

Taylor Swift 

A fail waiting to happen.

Guy: Taylor Swift is so hott!
Girl: Have you even heard her music?
Guy: Well, er... No...

Taylor Swift by Mimi, kitty December 31, 2009