Spoils system

A term defined by Senator William Marcy, the spoils system is a political system in which someone who is elected appoints people who are loyal to them instead of those who are most capable. It was first created in America by Andrew Jackson during the early 1800’s, and began to get phased out by the turn of the century

Man, I sure do hate the spoils system!

by UrbanDictionaryHistorian1870 May 25, 2024

Gynojudicial System

Specifically, a term used to describe any legal court, legal system, or legal procedure that favors and benefits Women disproportionally over Men. A term often used by men who feel they were treated unfairly by the divorce and family courts.

Homer got railed by the gynojudicial system, because he's a simp son!

by Bullets ForTeeth June 7, 2024

Tiering System

A system used to measure the strength of a character in power scaling

A character can scale to a tier by destructive capability, durability, transcendence or the tier of a character they defeat
The Tier system goes in order from weakest to strongest:
Tier 11-C: Low Hypoverse Level
Tier 11-B: Hypoverse Level
Tier 11-A: High Hypoverse Level
Tier 10-C: Below Human Level
Tier 10-B: Human Level
Tier 10-A: Athlete Level

Tier 9-C: Street Level
Tier 9-B: Wall Level
Tier 9-A: Small Building Level
Tier 8-C: Building Level
Tier 8-B: City Block Level
Tier 8-A: Multi City Block Level
Tier 7-C: Town Level
Tier 7-B: City Level
Tier 7-A: Mountain Level
Tier 6-C: Island Level
Tier 6-B: Country Level
Tier 6-A: Continent Level
Tier 5-C: Moon Level
Tier 5-B: Planet Level
Tier 5-A: Large Planet Level
Tier 4-C: Star Level
Tier 4-B: Solar System Level
Tier 4-A: Multi Solar System Level
Tier 3-C: Galaxy Level
Tier 3-B: Multi Galaxy Level
Tier 3-A: Universe Level
Tier 2-C: Low Multiverse Level
Tier 2-B: Multiverse Level
Tier 2-A: High Multiverse Level
Tier 1-C: Complex Multiverse Level
Tier 1-B: Hyperverse Level
Tier 1-A: Outerverse Level
Tier 0: Boundless

Comics Superman scales to 2-B on the tiering system in base form

by Gopher7923 September 14, 2024

Halcyonic System

Any solar system orbiting an object that was once a main sequence star, but isn't anymore (i.e. black holes, white dwarves, red giants, magnetars, pulsars, etc.).

The solar system will become a halcyonic system as the Sun dies.

by An_Idot September 21, 2024

Reproductive system

What makes babies

Kid: what makes babies
Parent: the reproductive system

by UDaddict121 December 29, 2024

Solar System

A collection of planets and celestial bodies that orbit the Sun in its gravity. Its position is between the constellations of Orion Spur and Orion Arm which are in the Milky Way galaxy. Consists of various celestial bodies, such as planets, dwarf planets, comets, satellites, etc.

The Milky Way is where the Solar System is located.

by NaikaDaSolarSystemFox January 28, 2025

Closed System Logic

Reasoning that operates within a strictly defined, self-contained set of axioms, rules, or assumptions, deliberately ignoring or rejecting any external information or context that might challenge the internal consistency of the system. It values internal coherence over correspondence with a messy reality. This is the logic of pure mathematics, certain ideological dogma, and airtight (but possibly irrelevant) theoretical models.

Example: A libertarian think-tank model that "proves" minimal government always leads to optimal outcomes, but which excludes variables like historical racism, environmental externalities, or public health crises from its equations, is using Closed System Logic. The argument is perfectly logical inside its own defined world, but may fail catastrophically when applied to the open system of real human society.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026