shank

1. Dry, flaky, poor-quality marijuana, usually with seeds and stems.

2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.

1. I need water! This is some goddamn shank weed. Augh, my throat.

2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!

by the pope June 8, 2004

shank

1. to steal something from an unsuspecting person
2. the word yelled in the act of shanking

1. "I totally shanked Aaron's chair when he got up to grab a coke"
2. "Shank! I just stole your burrito."

by Jimmy32690 September 5, 2007

Shank

To masturbate in the shower.

To Masturbate aka to Wank.

And Shower are pronounced together in one word

Creating Shower-Wank =Shank

I going to have a shank

by Johnny3Tears October 23, 2008

shank

when you screw something up real bad

dude, you fully shanked that shot at goal

yeah, shank of the year

by mikey maggot February 24, 2009

shank

To have the dual desire of wanting a shower combined with the need to masturbate.

I need a shank.

by Matatu April 4, 2009

Shank

a stabbing motion.

Bill: Anal-shank!!!

Tim: Ouch

by Bhuggy December 15, 2008

Shank

The act of having a shit and a wank simultaneously, often placing both elements in a sandwich afterwards.

Ali: 'I just had a shank'

Zara: 'You're a dirty bastard'

Ali: ' And I'm gona put it in a sandwich'

Zara: 'Just leave'

by James/Zara February 21, 2009