swamp ass

A)One who sits his ass down in his car seat, with out knowing a water ballon was just popped there.

B)Also know as a the gay delievery guy across the street from me or Sir-Fag-Alot.

Me: Haha Sir-Fag-Alot's ass is all wet and know it looks like he pissed himself.

Sir-Fag-Alot: Yo go get your father.

My Brother: Shut the fuck up swamp ass before i smack you in your mouth.

by wouldnt you like to know!?!?1 December 28, 2005

mark of the swamp donkey

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.

"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"

by ArmyDave January 8, 2007

Midnight Swamp Tour

An almost ineffective attempt at giving somebody a Chocolate Sunrise, resulting in them rolling over on their stomachs and getting the poop all over the bed.

I tried giving Elaine a Chocolate Sunrise, but she rolled over, turning it into a full-blown Midnight Swamp Tour.

by Ragingg June 6, 2010

Algonquin Swamp Wolf

Known to live in the backyards of Foran High School Alumni. Deadly "creature of the bog" Territory is from Marsh Hill rd south to Gulf beach.

Holy shit is that a coyote? Nope that is a Mother Fucking Algonquin Swamp Wolf

by WickedAle March 8, 2011

Swamp Monster

A bulging penis.

Oh my god! Josh has a swamp monster!

by mad&kat February 21, 2011

Swamp Donkey

I very ugly female that is not fat but her body is in shambles, aswell as her face and teeth.

I almost puked when this swamp donkey came up to me in taco bell and asked for some money.

by James Rozell October 5, 2008

Swamp Donkey

The baddest assed Honda fourwheeler in South Florida. It eats Polaris's for breakfeast and shits out Yamaha's. Don't try the Swamp Donkey unless you wanna get showed up.

Dude I think I just saw the Swamp Donkey. That things a beast in the mud.

by HondaSwampDonkey October 13, 2010