Surprise Relocation

When someone is unexpectedly snatched up and moved to a new location... Usually occurs after persistant visitation.

Man that dude fkd up n was subjected to surprise relocation.

by RaininOnUrParade March 10, 2018

Sauna Surprise

The act of taking a steamy shit(preferably after eating mexican food)in a sauna in order to cause a retched stench to emanate throughout the perimeter.

Bro i left a sauna surprise at the spa, it smelt like raunchy ass.

by TheSaunaMaster October 6, 2016

Italian surprise

When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.

"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Dinner Surprise

Verb: Having sex with a girl from behind and throwing up on her back as you ejaculate.

Did you hear what Cal to Becky did the other night? He totally gave her the Dinner Surprise.

by Puke Covered Girl November 29, 2012

cart surprise

when checking out from an online store and you put in a random coupon code that works; therefore giving you an additional discount

marie wouldn't have been able to afford her dress if it wasn't for her cart surprise at checkout!

by theONEftw July 21, 2011

Tostito Surprise

When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.

Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!

by Bingus. January 27, 2022

The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse

Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex

by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021