stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub

A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!

by supeeps February 17, 2014

stoner puke

When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.

If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.

by Another Roxtar December 3, 2013

stoner holes

holes in your clothes, that result from ashes from the cherry flying off the end of blunt, joint, spliff, etc.

i have stoner holes in my clothes, and aint got no weed

by quixotickane June 30, 2016

Stoner sip

While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.

My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.

by aDanishMafiaHit May 25, 2021

Stoner Creek

A creek in Soddy-Daisy where smoke spots are plentiful and people frequently get high

Lets go to the smoke spot in the woods near Stoner Creek

by El gay El Rod October 7, 2020

stoner trivia

A collection of questions about marijuana arranged in a trivia like game. Usually played right after smoking.

Shawn: You guys coming to stoner trivia at the hookah bar on wednesday

Mark: I already got 2 joints rolled for the ride, man.

by Shawn Parent April 17, 2008

Stoner

1. The person reading this definition.
2. The person writing this definition.

I’m such a stoner I thought it’d be funny to write this

by $tomer January 19, 2024