grub socks

When your socks are half-on and half off your feet.

You've got grub socks... pull them up

by *jenjen* May 11, 2006

Monkey Sticks

Another term for drumsticks, usually used by other members of a rock band to refer to the insane idiocy of the drummer.

That idiot forgot his monkey sticks again....

by nonpercussionist October 29, 2009

White socks

The socks you wear to cross anyone up anytime, anywhere

Yo I fw those white socks homie. Please don’t break my ankles.

by SirNades February 27, 2018

Wet socks

The worst thing to ever wear in life. Imagine socks... but wet. Absolutely disgusting. Humanity will someday make wet socks die in a fire.

Bruh why you wearing wet socks on a bed? You’re the scum of society.

by —-deleted—- February 26, 2020

stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

porn feet socks

When porn actors have been wandering around the set in white socks and then film, dirty sock bottoms sticking out for the world to see in every scene.

Damn, look at your nasty porn feet socks! Put your shoes back on, don't be walking around my house with those skanky things.

by Lily Stevens June 28, 2011

keep your socks on

Keep your socks on at all times , if you’re caught without wearing socks on your feet that immediately defines you as gay.

Jeremy: ‘oh my god did you hear about matthew?’

Adrian ‘no, what happened?’
Jeremy: ‘he was caught not wearing socks! Gay prick’

Adrian ‘hahaha, that is why you should always keep your socks on’

by ilovesugardaddies19 May 3, 2020