Side Squirrel 

When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.

Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?

Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)

Side Squirrel by MorningChew June 6, 2021

nutty-squirrel 

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

nutty-squirrel by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021

Feral Squirrel 

When you got a crazy one that likes to nibble on/gobble testicles.

Dam man, she was acting like a Feral Squirrel last night!

Feral Squirrel by Salty-Nutz March 10, 2022

Scottish squirrel 

The sexual act of stuffing someone's testicals in your cheeks and massaging them like a squirrel stuffing its cheeks with a pair of sheep testicals.

"Hey Markus, what did you an Stefany do last night?"

"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"

Scottish squirrel by el_viagra May 7, 2022

Track Squirrel 

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.

I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.

Track Squirrel by Boostedmama August 18, 2022

Dirt Squirrel

A female that chases nuts

Wow that cindy sure is a dirt Squirrel.

Dirt Squirrel by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023

Screaming squirrel 

When you scratch at the butthole, like a squirrel, and then shove the "nuts" inside.

I heard pablo screaming and asked his girlfriend what happened; turns out she was giving him a screaming squirrel

Screaming squirrel by Dangusdee April 11, 2023